VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u  cannot get ur death certificate

 

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u  
sneeze u ll say HUTCH  

 

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in  
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College

   

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u  
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

 

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a  
software engineer cannot bcom a software

 

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world  
in world cup  

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

         

 

MY GOD WHY I OPENED THIS MAIL

"GAVAS KAR"    gavaskar.tk@gmail.com

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